zoap

Yesterday some new idea hit me. I was at the toilet, taking a dump and it just hit me! Now, don’t turn away directly, since we’re talking shit here! I mean, everybody takes a shit. I do, you do, the queen does, supermodels do, that hot actor you like does, hell, even your girlfriend does! So, why not talk shit a bit? Taking a shit is something we do everyday, since we were born until the day that we die. So, nothing weird about that. I know, it’s a bit of a taboo to talk about your shit, but ey, going to the beach in your bikini used to be one too. So, why not take away the taboo and do something with your shit?

So, what was my idea? Well, a hardware device in your toilet, with a built in scale and an accompanying website to post your shitty results to! Wouldn’t that be awesome? I mean, it could be the next big thing! All I need is a venture capitalist, some office space in the valley, a hardware manufacturer, time and a bunch of beta testers. How would it work? Well, the device for the toilet should be blue-tooth or wifi enabled. Since everybody has a cellphone nowadays, this could be used to communicate with the hardware device. It should have it’s own web-server or have some other sockets. It would be maximum compatible if it could be reached by native apps for iphone, symbian, android, windows (for the three people using that) and a local web-interface. Your phone can be used to log into the hardware, which communicates with the main shit server. This way, you can also post your dump results when taking a shit in another toilet then your own.

It is important to get as many toilets as possible equipped with the hardware, so you can take a shit in a train, at the office or even abroad on holiday or business travel. The website could be hooked up to several other services like facebook an twitter. The service could even be expanded to do a bit more. Imagine taking a picture of your product and post that with the weight of it. Or make the hardware a bit more advanced and have it analyze the shit, so it can post the chemicals that reside in it. Imagine a world where you share your shit! Wouldn’t that be awesome? I mean, we share everything already. Our shit is just that final frontier of sharing your life online!

So, if you have a big bag of money and think this idea is hella-awesome, contact me. Together we can make this a success! Beta testers wanted too! Just leave a comment and you will be contacted as soon as the shitty company is launched.